Guys, I dunno if you have ever tried to write a poem about your vagina, but I will tell you from experience that the best thing you can do with this type of prose is share it with the first republican you see. Which is just what our Bad Ass Bitch of the week, Katie Heim, did! This word wizard and overall goddess penned the most glorious poem comparing her v-town to a gun.
If we have to dress every man in America like a woman for them to understand how provincial our views of beauty are, then I say full steam ahead. Someone get RuPaul on the phone! Dreamboat Dustin Hoffman recently opened up about his role in the 80s flick Tootsie and it’s enough to make your heart grow three sizes- please watch immediately!