Bad Ass Bitch of the Week: Katie Heim

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katieheimGuys, I dunno if you have ever tried to write a poem about your vagina, but I will tell you from experience that the best thing you can do with this type of prose is share it with the first republican you see. Which is just what our Bad Ass Bitch of the week, Katie Heim, did! This word wizard and overall goddess penned the most glorious poem comparing her v-town to a gun.

And why not!  What a fabulous way to get America on the same page of how women’s rights should be protected, like a glock 9.  Highlights:

If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights,
You would ride on buses and fight all the fights.
If my vagina was a gun, I wouldn’t have to beg you,
I could hunt this great land and do all the things men do.

To read the full poem click here.

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