Bad Ass Bitch of the Week: Margaretta Wolf

margarettawolfWhen I am the gorgeous old age of 96 I want to be swigging obscene amounts of lemonade infused vodka, wearing tie-dyed overalls, and screaming at my 15 grand-babies from an enormous wrap around porch. However, our Bad Ass Bitch of the Week doesn’t have time for that!

Busy running her own small business, Margaretta Wolf was confronted by a knife wielding robber. The intruder told Marge to back away from the register. Without skipping a beat our Bad Ass Mama said no way. Never faltering in manners she did offer the robber a sweeter alternative before he left the store empty handed:

“I said I’m not opening up that cash register and that’s it, I’m not opening it, I said you can have all the Tootsie Rolls you want but I am not opening that cash register,” said Wolf.

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